I Have a Problem

Hello my name is Jana and I am a shoe-a-holic. Today I was cleaning out my locker at school and something very...weird happened, I sort of had an aha moment. As I was emptying it out, at the bottom I found a surprise. The best flipflops ever, I completely forgot I had them and was soo happy when I found them. So happy in fact that while sitting there in the locker room all by myself I looked at them and said "Awww" out loud. You know the "aww" moms make when their baby does something cute, well that's the noise I made. I made this noise over shoes!!! I think I have a problem. But it's a problem I don't want help with. I just want a job so that I can buy more!!!!