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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
>>>
>>> Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to
>>> my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of
>>> characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically
>>> comes up with a suggestion.
>>>
>>> "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
>>> toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
>>>
>>> Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand
>>> in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
>>>
>>> "How long will this take?" I asked
>>>
>>> They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
>>>
>>> I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
>>> between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
>>> years?"
>>>
>>> Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
>>>
>>> He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
>>> again. Stupid, stupid man.